Slow Loris

May 29

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

(via killerbootsman)

Apr 13

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Apr 12

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Apr 05

(Source: dirtydirectionconfessions)

Mar 31

(Source: zackbeve, via tumboner)

Mar 29

(Source: bringtheruckuss, via sade)

thorjammer:

did i kill somebody with michelle obama and forget about it

(via fakemustache)

Mar 27

1-800 contacts? they can’t have my brand

i have special eyes

look

look with your special eyes

MY BRAND

(Source: iwillbeyourgoal, via ranga-sauce)

Mar 10

emmyc:

pikman:

ianjq:

corpius:

caiterhe:

SIR.

SIR.

GIVE ME THAT AIRBRUSH.

SIR.

Oh god that guy lives in my state.

I AM ASHAMED.

*gasps* oh my god. i have to draw you

Hey @sw_inku @e1n

amazing

Mar 09

(via because-i-should)